Dear Camouflage,

I am invisible. No human or bird can see me. If only you knew I was plotting an attack, while all you see is mere pillows. This camouflage is pure genius I tell you, PURE - GENIUS.
...Oh wait, I'm not invisible? You're taking a picture of me, not the pillows? Curse you and your hawk-like eyes! Just you wait...be afraid, be very afraid!