Dear Running Sink Water,

Tuna juice and yogurt goo have nothing over you running sink water! You make my whiskers twitch and paws wet. It seems that every time mommy and daddy have to use their special kitty litter box I get the urge to jump in the sink and play. Yeah sure I may get fur all over the place and the occasional grain of litter inside the sink, but just think of it as little trails of love. Sometimes, if I'm really good, mommy fills the sink up and throws ice cubes in for me to play with. And don't ask me how but hair ties always end up in the water...

Dear Camouflage,

I am invisible. No human or bird can see me. If only you knew I was plotting an attack, while all you see is mere pillows. This camouflage is pure genius I tell you, PURE - GENIUS.
...Oh wait, I'm not invisible? You're taking a picture of me, not the pillows? Curse you and your hawk-like eyes! Just you wait...be afraid, be very afraid!

Dear Blankie,

Oh Man! Life is GOOD! Whenever I need to chill you are always there, blankie. So soft, warm, and inviting. I would like to commend you on your versatility too! You keep me entertained as a hide-away under the table, a fort stretched over the entire couch and a cat toy heaven when balls and feathers are thrown under you. Thank you, blankie, for allowing me to kick back and enjoy being a cat.

Dear Daddy,

Thank you for letting me always drink out of the sink. I just love that fresh, cold running water. Oh, and sorry for all the fur everywhere...

Dear Catnip Mickey,

I hope there are no hard feelings between us. You are like a brother to me. We play, eat and sleep together- lots of good memories if you recall. I cannot take blame for my actions of intense licking and biting. Its the sage catnip talking, honestly. When your body is stuffed with that irresistible goodness I cannot help but give a few love taps. Okay, maybe I did get out of hand last night. Perhaps bitting your ear almost off, and ripping your belly open was a bit on the aggressive side, but Mickey, try to understand! Cats do weird things when they're high, and responsibility must be placed upon the humans. After all, they are the ones who stuffed you. So Mickey, don't sulk in the corner next to the scratch post, I never meant to hurt you. I will try to control my cravings...Promise.

Dear Lazy Saturday

Awww you are so good to me. With this past busy week of chasing toys, getting "high" on catnip and sleeping its nice to just sit back for once....chase toys, get high on catnip and sleep. Yes, it is great to unwind and relax before the next full scheduled week. Thank you for the sun warming my fur and the easy change of pace, Saturday.